He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just found a bag of teeth...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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