he thought i was a dude.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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