he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I supernannyed him into submission
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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