I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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