She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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