It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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