Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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