I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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