She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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