Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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