the condom got lost in my hair
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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