I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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