Say something about gay babies.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
