You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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