doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
are you so shy because you have an std?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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