D3 body, D1 cock
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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