I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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