I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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