But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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