You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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