so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
