...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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