we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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