Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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