Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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