spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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