I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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