I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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