so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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