i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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