im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she peed on how many people?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My feet surprised me
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