You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
