She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
