You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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