yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Bring me that man meat
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
