i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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