That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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