Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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