That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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