I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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