porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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