He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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