is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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