He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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