That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
