oh god the rape fog is back!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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