Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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