I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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