so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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