Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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