i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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