so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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